“Hearken! Hearken, my loyal flock, and gather close, for a wondrous trial awaits thee! Thou hast wandered hither, seeking dominion, seeking influence, seeking the sweet nectar of devotion itself. Today, thou shalt witness… nay, participate in… a contest most grave and glorious! Behold! ‘So You Think You Can Run a Cult’—the sacred sequel to last year’s ‘How to Start a Cult’! Verily, it is inspired by the mischievous and cunning Cult of the Lamb, where charm and chaos dance hand in hand. Lo! Two sides of this very congregation shall be chosen, each to champion a bold soul, who shall face strange and wondrous trials, craftily devised challenges, and riddling questions to test their wit, cunning, and guile. Some trials shall be decreed by fate itself, and others by you, the loyal flock! Every cheer, every shout, every vote of thine shall shape the path to glory—or to ruin. Will thy champion gather followers, outwit rivals, and ascend to the hallowed rank of Supreme Cult Leader? Or shall thy flock crumble into chaos, devoured by folly and indecision? So raise thy voices! Rally thy champions! Participate in this spectacle of devotion and cunning! Enter the ritual, embrace thine inner lamb, and let the games of power commence. Only the bold, the clever, and the most devoted shall emerge victorious… and claim the mantle of ultimate leadership!”
Feel free to join our telegram channel! https://t.me/+KPCsVxZP5cozNDVh
